Monday, November 28, 2005

"Kevaughn Got Raped By A Mad Man"

Ok, so I exaggerated a bit w/e how else would you be reading this. Wow. Kevaughn is becoming the center of attention eeeh?

Anyways, it was a Friday and Monique and I had just snagged Kevaughns wallet right, and took $5 to give to Monique to go to Wendy's with right? SO yeah, and then like 4 min after she left Kimone took his wallet too, and stole $200 from it. And they were all fighting to get it back. Finally he got soething from her ($100) and was gonna put it in his pocket when this guy comes up. He's wearin' : dutty white crusty ol baggy t-shirt, oversized plastic sunglasses, and gold caps on his, what looked like dentures. Anywayz he comes over and is like " ANy of you have some money, I beg you some money" or what ever, and me and Kimone are like joking and we're like See him there (Kevaughn) him have a whole heap of money and we pointed to his $100, we were just joking around and just thought the man would pester him for money. We were wrong.

The man zipped over to Kevaughn and swiped after his $100 that was still in his hand (idiot) but he missed, he then started backing Kevaughn up to the wall while checking/feeling his pockets and hands for money. Soon Kevaughn was against the wall hollering "Lego off a mi nuh mi yute" repetitively. Everyone (4th and 5th formers) who were in the area evacuated pronto nto even thinking to help the poor thing. I was just 4 feet away listening to my shoulder puppets... () : ) vs > :( well, I had no time to pick a side because by that time Kevaughn had given me the money to hold for him. As that money touched my hand I felt like i wa in that PUMA comercial, i was in ultra-defense mode, ready to knock out that guys future....but then he just walked away so i'm like "cool".

Kevaughn had dirt marks all over his shirt and was al dissheveled. BUt he had the money. With a waver in his voice he started mumbling about picking up a stone for if he comes back...(hehe wussy) yeah... well basicallly that's it

1 Comments:

At 6:01 PM, Blogger moshizzle said...

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SERVES HIM DAMN WELL RIGHT!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL :p:p:p

 

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