"Kevaughn Got Raped By A Mad Man"

Ok, so I exaggerated a bit w/e how else would you be reading this. Wow. Kevaughn is becoming the center of attention eeeh?

Anyways, it was a Friday and Monique and I had just snagged Kevaughns wallet right, and took $5 to give to Monique to go to Wendy's with right? SO yeah, and then like 4 min after she left Kimone took his wallet too, and stole $200 from it. And they were all fighting to get it back. Finally he got soething from her ($100) and was gonna put it in his pocket when this guy comes up. He's wearin' : dutty white crusty ol baggy t-shirt, oversized plastic sunglasses, and gold caps on his, what looked like dentures. Anywayz he comes over and is like " ANy of you have some money, I beg you some money" or what ever, and me and Kimone are like joking and we're like See him there (Kevaughn) him have a whole heap of money and we pointed to his $100, we were just joking around and just thought the man would pester him for money. We were wrong.

The man zipped over to Kevaughn and swiped after his $100 that was still in his hand (idiot) but he missed, he then started backing Kevaughn up to the wall while checking/feeling his pockets and hands for money. Soon Kevaughn was against the wall hollering "Lego off a mi nuh mi yute" repetitively. Everyone (4th and 5th formers) who were in the area evacuated pronto nto even thinking to help the poor thing. I was just 4 feet away listening to my shoulder puppets... () : ) vs > :( well, I had no time to pick a side because by that time Kevaughn had given me the money to hold for him. As that money touched my hand I felt like i wa in that PUMA comercial, i was in ultra-defense mode, ready to knock out that guys future....but then he just walked away so i'm like "cool".

Kevaughn had dirt marks all over his shirt and was al dissheveled. BUt he had the money. With a waver in his voice he started mumbling about picking up a stone for if he comes back...(hehe wussy) yeah... well basicallly that's it

THE Party (Part 2)

Summary

Alright, for those of you who missed it, you shouldn't have. It was haaard or not far from it. It was supposed to start at 8:00 and the boys started to sweat. You could coun't the number of girls there on one finger. Jared was walking around fretting cause only 4 handfuls of people(boys) were there. Well Jared, the first rule of a party is you must arrive FASHOINABLY LATE. Yes, so the girls arrived at about 8:30 ish. Then the party began. We gradually moved to the dance floor. Aaron was trying impecably hard to mek di vibes, then Danielle and CHanice just came in and got the party started.

The brownies and cheescake puffs were good.

So then, there was this little shinanigane, where people got shoved into the center of the ring and forced to to Dance, everybody got in at some point except for Jason, Aaron, Danielle and Chanice especially cause they put their selves in!!

The "selecta" had problems, an unresolved fetish with the Cha-Cha silde.

Hmmm. It was just outrageous, it had all the ingredients for a good party except more ppl should have come. Alright, down to the nitty gritty.

We all saw it, who was on who. Well, Chanice as usual was just having a good time. Real party animal. (no pun intendid) She was just like an Energizer bunny, going and going, she had to get pulled out of there with a crowbar, but nothing wrong with having a little fun. ANother controversa topic was Stephanie. Wow. If Chanice was the Energizer Bunny then Stephanie was the Duracell battery. She would not stop DANCING (or lack there of as some would say). Ok her order of people to dance with was as follows : Herself, herself, Kimani (he didn't get her at the social but the snagged her there), herself, herself, Kevaughn, Kevaughn, Kevaughn x100, it seemed like they would never STOP, but then they finally did, herself. The End. What they (Steph and Kev) didn't realize in their hour of heaven was that slowly but surely all eyes TURNED TO THEM, everyone saw it. Half of the people were gathered by the chairs and the others on the floor. But hey what are you supposed to do at a party right!?!!?

Jared and Kevaughn danced, Jared was funny, Kevaughn was just plain sad.

to be continued...

THE Party - Awards

Saturday the 25 of November marked a day in 2-4 history. JARED"S PARTY. Well, to tell you the truth, I never thought Jared could pull it off, cause I thought like his house was small. I was wrong. "It was gianormous" - Melissa. Anyways it was "haaaaaaaard" Without frther due, lets giet into the gud stuff shall we.

AWARDS OF THE NIGHT

- Best Dressed - Nominees : Danielle, Marky, Sherraine, Sidjay

- Best Dancer (girls)- Nominees : Chanice, Stephanie, Danielle, Sidjay

- Best Dancer (boys)- Nominees : Aaron, Emerson likkle bredda, Jason, O' Neil

- "Bruk Out" of the Night - Nominees : Sidjay, Stephanie, Jared, Kevaughn

- Vibes of the Night - Nominees : Aaron, Danielle, Chanice, Sherraine

Please comment with your choices

Real Life Oxymoron

Isn't it ironic that the country with the most churches per square mile also has one of the highest crime rates...

Truth Is

Wow. Fantasia Barrino, mother of child/children is reported to have confessed her real "Truth". The "Truth Is" Fantasia is illiterate and has been her whole life. When given a song she would ask someone to read it to her over and over and over until she had memorized it . Says a Fantasia critic " I knew it all along you coud just see it in her eyes, the shallow stupidity". Well, there you have it. A fairy tale ending.